Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Moths...


It's 3:00 am. I lie under the bed, asleep, but ready for action. The sound of softly flapping wings floats up from the downstairs, imperceptible to the humans, but ringing like a siren in my ears. I cock open one eye, not really sure if I heard what I thought I heard. The sound stops as suddenly as it started. I prepare to return to dreaming about the furnace when I hear it again. I have to investigate. I slowly slink down the stairs while Mom is snoring away. I poke my head through the railing and that is when I spot it. A white moth has dared to enter my home and hang around my night light. Oh it's on now. I creep my way past the couch and leap toward him like the sleek puma I am. He takes off toward the window and I give chase up over the couch, onto the console table, crashing into the crap Mom displays. And that's when the jig is up. I hear Mom and Dad sit up in bed and say "What was that!?" Next thing I know, Dad flips on the hall light and starts calling for me. I've lost the moth and now I'm being sent back to bed. Bummer...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Open Windows!

It's that time of year again! The windows are open and I can sit and watch the world go by, not to mention bat at all the flies. Sweet!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Painting Party

I got yelled at tonight, more than usual. Mom, Aunt Emily and Babci were painting at the kitchen table. All I wanted to do was hop up and sniff around. They all freaked out and kept shooing me off the table. I got scared and ended up with green paint in my fur. Then Mom yelled at Dad and told him to stop watching TV and keep me entertained and Dad said he had been up since 5:45 and was tired. Then Mom said he got to fish all day while she was home with me and now it was his turn, blah blah blah. Time to go find a bottle cap to bat around...

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

New Toys!

Mom and Dad replaced the balls she stepped on so I have jingly toys again! I've been carrying them up and down the stairs all day. I almost cried today when Dad stepped on my mouse. Thankfully, he still jingles, but it doesn't sound the same. Dad felt real bad. I showed off my leaping and biting abilities to Uncle Graham and Tegan last night. That's right, I got mad skills...

Friday, April 10, 2009

Friday Night Fights

Was boxing Uncle Graham tonight. I always win. But he keeps coming back for more. And I chewed his shoelaces. I haven't frayed them yet like I did Dad's, but I'm getting there. It's only a matter of time.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Not Fair!


So I've been banished from the basement! It was my room. I had all my toys and my tunnel down there. Just because I chewed on the tubing to the furnace and started a flood Dad says I can't go down there anymore. Not fair! I guess I'll go back to chewing his computer speaker wires.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Thanks Mom

So Mom came home with Dad from Dad's dodgeball game and promptly stepped right on my toy ball and broke the bell inside. This is the second toy she's ruined. It doesn't jingle anymore! Oh well, I'll still chase it. I got her back by waking them up at 2:30 this morning and eating her granola. Hmm, wonder what havoc I can wreak tonight....

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Terrific Tuesday


Yawn...Just woke up from my afternoon nap and am ready to terroize the humans when they get home from work. I've been chewing on the corners of the jewelry box to prepare my teeth to inflict maximum damage when they try to pick me up again. Going to head to the window now to keep an eye out for that black cat that's been roaming. She better not come up to the back door again.