Christmas Hangover

Gotta love the aftermath of Christmas. Mom left all her new clothes on the chaise in the extra bedroom and it was a SMORGASBORD of plastic from price tags for me to feast on. She was not happy about me chewing them up. I don't see what the problem was, I was removing them for her! She thought she could outsmart me by turning the clothes over, thus "hiding" the tags. My superior skills took care of that little problem. Gotta make more mischief now...

My Christmas List

Still trying to figure out what to get me? Here's a helpful (and inexpensive list) of some of my favorite things:

1. Beer bottle caps--You get the beer, I get the cap, perfect!!

2. Q-tips--Used or unused, either way they are great for chewing

3. Plastic from price tags--They must all be cut off the clothes you bought as presents anyway. Why not send them my way?

4. Wires--Preferably from a charger for a Mac computer, but cable and internet wires work as well.

5. Metal hardware--Nothing sharpens my teeth quite like a good cabinet knob.

Happy Birthday Dad!

Happy 30th Dad!

Golden Balls

Day 7 without mom and dad. I am here terrorizing Uncle Graham while they watch Golden Balls, eat fish and chips, look at old castles and pretend to understand what everyone is saying. I hope they don't bring home a British cat... especially one that belonged to a pikey...

Two Enter...Only One Shall Survive...

The suitcases have been unearthed from the basement and I know what that means. T-minus twenty-four hours until Uncle Graham enters Thunderdome. I know his weaknesses and have my battle plan all set. Let's see if he lasts the ten days...