My Christmas List

Still trying to figure out what to get me? Here's a helpful (and inexpensive list) of some of my favorite things:

1. Beer bottle caps--You get the beer, I get the cap, perfect!!

2. Q-tips--Used or unused, either way they are great for chewing

3. Plastic from price tags--They must all be cut off the clothes you bought as presents anyway. Why not send them my way?

4. Wires--Preferably from a charger for a Mac computer, but cable and internet wires work as well.

5. Metal hardware--Nothing sharpens my teeth quite like a good cabinet knob.