It seems I am no longer the youngest one on the block. Aunt Emily adopted Benjamin and I would like to take this opportunity to welcome him to the family and give him some advice.
1) Don't come visit. Your brother Toby thought he could, just ask him how that worked out.
2) Bite as much as you can (anything and everything). It establishes your dominance early.
3) If you don't want it taken away, don't eat stuff that Mom can discover in your poop. (See previous post)
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