Oops, I did it again...

So dear readers, I'm sure you remember this little incident. Well, it seems it happened again. I was trying to be nonchalant about it. I went in the litter box to do my business and realized something was poking out. I could not relieve myself of the problem. So I exited said litter box and began to, umm, go to work with my teeth to get it out. Eyes Like A Hawk (aka Mom) noticed the ferocity with which I was working and proceeded to pick me up and ask Dad to inspect me. And there it was, hanging out an inch for all to see, the silent witness of my indiscretion, the Q-TIP.

Gasps sounded from both of them. Then Dad pulled it out and relieved me of my burden. They immediately began to argue about who had thrown the Q-Tip into the garbage that I like to rummage through. I know the truth, but I'll never tell...