Speak Softly and Carry a Big Tail

Readers of my blog know that I am the king of the castle, count of the condo, duke of the domicile. Sometimes you need to remind your subjects of your status. I never like to resort to shouting and scratching unless absolutely necessary. I follow in the hallowed footsteps of Theodore Roosevelt and let my stature speak for itself. In this video, I make use of my tail to handle some diplomatic negotiations.

P.S. Mom happened to be watching The Wire while this was filming, so pardon the expletive that may be audible partway into the video. By the way, have you seen The Wire? Fantastic...