Monday, July 27, 2009

A Tale of Two Litter Boxes


Ever since I was banished from the basement, my litter box has been relocated to a corner of the kitchen. Now I could care less where I do my business, but this move has not been easy on Mom. She is constantly complaining about litter on the floor and zooming around the kitchen with that scary Swivel Sweeper. She should try pawing through litter and see if some doesn't follow her when she jumps out of the box. Well, true to form, Mom tried to come up with a solution. She went out and bought me the fancy Booda Dome. I overheard her telling Dad it would solve all the litter problems because it has a hidden staircase to navigate that will release the litter from my paws before I leave the box. Well me, being true to form, realized it's much easier to jump over the divider than go down the stairs. So now Mom is back to complaining about the litter yet again.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Keep it on the QT


I have a confession...I've got an obsession with Q-Tips. It's becoming a real problem. Mom and Dad won't throw them in the bathroom garbage anymore because I dive in after them. Then I chew them to my heart's content and leave them on their pillows. I don't see what the problem is, but they do. I've taken to attacking Dad while he uses them after his shower. So all you out there in blog land, send me some Q-tips! Maybe Turkey the therapist can help me...

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Evil Auntie Emily


Aunt Emily came over again last night. It usually means something I am not going to like is going to happen to me. After my "life altering" surgery last fall, she tried to wrap my abdomen in an old sweat pant leg to keep me from licking it. This time it was nail clipping. She held me down while Mom clipped the few nails I have left. I was not happy. Aunt Emily scares me. Do you see the picture of my cousin Toby? Does he look happy? Why is he all wet? What was she doing to him!!?? And I heard she sticks a needle in my new cousin Ginger's back everyday and makes her sit there while fluids rush in. What is that about!? Who let this woman have cats??